The Master Cleanse: Day 4

Have you ever heard of the master cleanse?? I've tried it a couple of times in the past and have failed horribly. Basically what it is, for those of you who have no clue, is you fast for ten days while drinking a ton of water, a lemonade drink, and laxative tea. Mmm. The lemonade is made with filtered water, grade B maple syrup, fresh squeezed lemons, and cyan pepper. Today is my fourth day of the ten. I am hangry. Tonight I have a staff Xmas dinner at this really delicious restaraunt and i can't eat any of it. Today has definitely been the most difficult because I've been experiencing a lot more hunger pangs + other stomach pangs + farting "poop" (it can hardly be called poop) + I pee every five minutes. Doesn't it make you want to try it?? At the end of the cleanse you're supposed to "drop a rope" where all the nasty toxins that have been built up in the intestines come flooding out! Can't wait! I'll let you know how it goes